"If you don't finish up your Dosai, no karate class for you". "If you don't clean up the room, no more books for you". "If you don't finish up your lunch in school, no more lunch for you" "If you don't braid your hair, it will fall off". "If you don't drink up your milk, you are going to end up with...

how often does halloween fall on a saturday night? not often enough! it was so nice not to have to race home from work along with all the other parents doing the same thing, thereby making rush hour even crazier. and then, not having to rush dinner to leave time for trick-or-treating. and then, it...

so we ordered chaeli some chocolate ice cream after dining at a local german restaurant this past friday night. about halfway through, chaeli starts to moosh up her ice cream. my mom asks, "chaeli, what are you doing?" chaeli mumbles, "i'm making food." "you're making food?" "no - i'm making POO!"...